Battling strange wilderness for bragging rights as the worst film of the year and beyond, witless protection rates as a 0 out of 10. Watch witless protection streaming online hulu free trial. Witless, lowbrow fun is the signature of this soso comedy with larry the cable guy in fine fat form as a country bumpkin deputy sheriff with delusions of. Watch only in america with larry the cable guy online. Witless protection by charles robert carner charles. Witless protection charles robert carner, larry the cable. Smalltown deputy sheriff larry stalder larry the cable guy, doing his typical schtick dreams of becoming an fbi agent or at least approximating the cool of one. Larry also gets a feel for the true roughneck life as he visits a man camp. Larry the cable guy products are inspired by the comedian larry the cable guy. Larry the cable guy standup comedy database deadfrog. He decides to protect madeleine who, it turns out, is a highprofile witness. Only in america with larry the cable guy larry on patrol history duration.
Tyler perrys madeas witness protection probably for tyler. When a smalltown sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted. Madea dispenses her unique form of holiday spirit on rural town when shes coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for christmas. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious, blacksuited men. When a smalltown sheriff larry the cable guy witnesses what he believes to. A smalltown lawman larry the cable guy kidnaps an important government witness ivana milicevic from her fbi escorts, convinced that theyre really gangsters out to keep her from testifying. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case in lionsgates new comedy, witless protection. When a smalltown sheriff larry the cable guy witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap. Larry the cable guy dives in feet first to tackle oneofakind jobs, immerses himself in local events and doesnt mind embarrassing himself a little as he participates in the customs, cultures and ceremonies. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town, larry witnesses a beautiful, highclass woman, madeleine, being held against her will by four mysterious.
Released february 22nd, 2008, witless protection stars larry the cable guy, ivana milicevic, yaphet kotto, peter stormare the pg movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 37 min, and received a. But as the movies opening sequence in which the bigbellied comedian is in middle of a navy sealstype workout and cant keep up makes clear, he doesnt have the right stuff. Whitney plays larry stalder, a smalltown deputy in mississippi. Health inspector, delta farce, and witless protection, as well as voicing mater in the cars franchise. When a smalltown sheriff larry the cable guy witnesses what he believes to be an. When a smalltown sheriff larry the cable guy witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping. During a routine patrol in his small town, deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy intervenes when he sees aread more. He is best known by his stage name and character larry the cable guy he is one of the members of the blue collar comedy tour. Witness protection was a madefortv cable film that dramatized the program. Madea gets coaxed into helping a friend pay her daughter a surprise visit in the country for christmas, but the biggest surprise is what theyll find when they arrive. His drawl may sound southern, but larry was raised on a pig farm in pawnee city, ne. In witless protection, larry the cable guy plays a smalltown deputy. Unless youre a fan of larry the cable guy and his redneck brand of comedy, you should give him and this piece of dreck a wide berth. Released february 22nd, 2008, witless protection stars larry the cable guy, ivana milicevic, yaphet kotto, peter stormare the pg movie has a runtime of about 1.
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As the small, rural town prepares for its annual christmas jubilee, new secrets are revealed and old relationships are tested while madea dishes her own brand. Feb 22, 2008 recognizing the opportunity to save the day, larry larry the cable guy kidnaps her, only to learn that madeleine is actually a key witness in a highstakes chicago crime case and her captors are fbi agents assigned to protect her. People like us pg is this weekends movie voted most likely to be. Witness is a 1985 american neonoir crime thriller film directed by peter weir and starring harrison ford, kelly mcgillis, and lukas haas. Delocated is a parody reality show about a man who is in the witness protection program. During a routine day spent patrolling his small town.
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Witless protection dvd, 2008, widescreen version for sale. Recognizing the opportunity to save the day, larry larry the cable guy kidnaps her, only to learn that madeleine is actually a key witness in a highstakes chicago crime case and her captors are. Only in america with larry the cable guy watch full. He starred in the featurelength movie larry the cable guy. Larry the cable guy has signed on to star in the comedy, witless protection for lionsgate. He witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. Larry the cable guy simple english wikipedia, the free. Witless protection 2008 rotten tomatoes movie trailers. The other members of the tour are bill engvall, ron white, and jeff foxworthy. Larry the cable guy is upset that people are calling him racist. I can only give it 3 stars simply because most of the humor isnt terribly clever and my husband noted that some of the plot twists were not fully explained. Witless protection is a 2008 comedy movie whichs stars larry the cable guy who plays a law enforcer wannabe whos seen too many programs of cops and other police shows in thinking he can be a law enforcer in which hes nothing but one big joke to the community.
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One of the residents is making threats, and the sheriff needs larry to stop by and help out. Distributed by lionsgate, the film was released in theatres on february 22, 2008. American cinema has produced one of its true masterpieces. But the surprise is on them lacey has secretly married, and her oddball inlaws larry the cable guy and kathy najimy are eileens.
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A smalltown lawman larry the cable guy gets mixed up with a key witness in a bigtime fbi case. Believing shes in trouble, a small town deputy rescues a woman from a group of men, unaware that shes a witness to a crime and theyre fbi agents assigned to protect her. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved. After attempting to derail what he thinks is a kidnapping, a bumbling smalltown deputy tries to help a key fbi witness solve a chicago crime case. Watch witless protection 2008 full movie free online. He ends up kidnapping a foreign babe whos an actual witness and not someone kidnapped. Each episode of only in america with larry the cable guy introduces different experiences that build the fabric of our daily lives. Witless protection cast and crew cast photos and info. When a smalltown sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap. Tyler perrys most famous character, madea, has appeared in nearly half the directors films. After the doctor injects the botox into madelines face, the syringe is full again after he pulls it out. Larry the cable guy continues his critical losing streak with this insipid, tasteless caper comedy.
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The story centers on a smalltown sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman. The cable guy gets deputized by the sheriffs department and heads out to help keep the peace. Watch witless protection online stream full movie directv. Larry the cable guy was born in pawnee city, nebraska, as daniel lawrence whitney. Daniel lawrence larry whitney born february 17, 1963 is an american standup comedian, actor, producer, musician. Adam welcomes larry the cable guy to the podcast, and adam compliments him on his new standup special, remain seated. But as the movie s opening sequence in which the bigbellied comedian is in middle of a navy sealstype workout and cant keep up makes clear, he doesnt have the right stuff. Rent larry the cable guy movies and tv shows on dvd and.
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Like nearly all his movies, tyler perrys madeas witness protection was shown in advance only to critics likely to be kind. Just remember delta farce, larry the cable guy makes a mokery out of everything, in this movie there isnt any acception. Larry the cable guy returns for another comic misadventure as a small town sheriff who unwittingly gets involved in a high profile fbi case. Witless protection 2008 stream and watch online moviefone. Deputy larry stalder larry the cable guy is completing his exercise routines when the sheriff calls him at home. Read the witless protection movie synopsis, view the movie trailer, get cast and crew information, see movie photos, and more on movies. Larry the cable guy is up to his ears in trouble when he comes to the rescue of a protected witness in this outrageous comedy. The kidnappers turn out to be fbi agents assigned to protect her and deliver her to a big enrontype corruption trial in chicago but are later found to be on the take and are villains who are bent on killing her. Hes a local deputy sheriff protecting a witness who is being held by bogus witness protection guys. Explore releases from larry the cable guy at discogs.